My First Hopefully Last Hostel Experience

Tiptoeing through puddles of pubes in the hostel’s shared bathroom toilet. This week I am a backpacker. With expensive European travels two months ahead I have forced myself to cut costs by booking a tiny one-bed guestroom in a Georgetown Hostel ($16US). I am new to hostel life in Southeast Asia. Currently in Penang Malaysia for the Thaipusam festival and now sit queued for a share of the hostel’s foyer toaster. Reading a list of plagiarised travel quotes chalked to the reception counter… it’s not about the destination… life’s too short… do something that scares you. My contribution has already disappeared “Go Home! Your parents miss you!”  To be fair the backpacker crowd are better than expected. Most are young Asian Chinese, Malay, Japanese. None replicating the boozy backpacker stereotypes which give backpacking a bad name. In fact at this hostel I am the boozy backpacker stereotype. In the wee hours rattling through doors with bamboo chairs to drink extra strong beers under moonlight. I am finding it hard to sleep in this hostel. Even with extra liquor.

Georgetown Hostel Single Room. Introduction to Hostel Life in Southeast Asia Drinking Special Brew outside hostel in Georgetown, Southeast Asia


Perseverance

In 10 years travelling in Southeast Asia this is my first hostel experience. I am not fairing well. Skyping home the first night my mum says “Get out of there now… I’ll send money to your account”. I refused. She sent it anyway. Even my girlfriend wants me to get out. She forced the budget. Now I am only sticking it out to show I can. This is my 2nd night and I am already craving the affordable luxuries easily available in Southeast Asia.

There is only one major problem for me. Sleep deprivation. I arrived here from a 24 hour train journey from Bangkok to save $30US on a flight. Expecting a quick sleep on arrival was ridiculous. I lay in bed as what sounded like scenes from Biker Grove went on around. Slamming doors, stomping, yelping, the cracks of snooker balls. The paper thin walls appear to absorb sound then shout it out louder. The first morning I wake to sasquatch pacing the corridor. I open the door to see a petite Asia girl sneaking back to her dorm room. It doesn’t help that I am a night person. I like to potter down Georgetown back streets in the early hours. Good luck on having a lie in.

Unesco Muntri Street at Night in Georgetown, Penang, Southeast Asia Unesco Love Lane at Night in Georgetown, Penang, Southeast Asia Muntri Street Chinese Temple in Georgetown, Penang, Southeast Asia Ernest Zacharevic Wall Art on Muntri Street in Georgetown, Penang


Failure

I caved. No sleep. Avoiding eye contact with the large stain beside my bed. My head couldn’t handle more. I moved. I planned to move to Georgetown’s better hostel Ryokan Chic Hostel but it was fully booked. With a stay in a Georgetown Heritage Hotel on my to-do list I opted for a night at Chulia Heritage Hotel (very impressive). Three times the price of my hostel hovel but well worth it ($43US). In my opinion it is better to spend short periods travelling in comfort than enduring long unenjoyable travel experiences. I feel I have wasted a great opportunity over Thaipusam. I completely failed to find enthusiasm. I was tired, miserable and dreading the return to my hostel bed. On the plus side I got out there and got a few good photos and travel experiences.

Kavadi Piercing at Thaipusam Festival in Penang, Southeast Asia Flaming Coconut at Thaipusam Festival in Penang, Southeast Asia


Alternatives to Hosteling

Stay in comfort and save elsewhere. Southeast Asia is cheap for travel; food, drink, accommodation, attractions, nightlife. But it seems so much of backpacker’s budgets are spent perched at local bars and nightclubs doing no more than they would back home. I saw this all over Chulia Street in Georgetown; a hive for backpacker riffraff. To save money eat local food on local streets and drink cheap liquor with the local booze hounds. Southeast Asian cultures are the attraction so enjoy local life and people watching. After all this is what travel is about and it costs nothing. A new “low-cost accommodation” alternative is AirAsia’s no-frills Tune Hotels which continue to pop up all over Asia.

Chicken Satay at Night Time Street Food, Georgetown, Southeast Asia Local Alcohol Drinking Martin Brandy in Georgetown, Southeast Asia

3 Comments

    • I am guessing “trylivinglife@insteadofbeingsolame.com” is not your real email. And “You are a sad person” is not your real name? By any chance did you troll my webstie trying to fit as many insults into as few words as possible before disappearing. Thanks. Btw there is more to “living life” than travel. Family, careers, hobbies, other interests. Are these not as rewarding as travel. Yes I love travel. But it is far from the be-all and end-all of life. Yet there is delusion of a “superior lifestyle” among many travelers. Yourself being one I guess. Backpacking and hostels are not everyone’s cup of tea. Sorry to put a dampner on this. And it is not because others are “lame” “sad” or “embarrassing”. My blog is my personal experience offering potential alternatives to those not best suited to hostel life. For me it could have been a great experience but unfortunately not. Anyway I hope you had a great Thaipusam and enjoy your stay in Georgetown. Best wishes. A

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