A Very NSFW Children’s Playground

I can’t think of anything less appropriate to decorate a kids playground than massive carvings of various sex acts. But this is what I found at the new Buriram Castle outdoor mall, in Buriram, where twelve plinths in total, reading almost like a Thai Kama Sutra, surround the perimeters of a kids sand pit with its super fun pirate ship climbing frame. Because, Thailand. And while I don’t think I’ll ever quite understand why these plinths have been placed here, there apparently is some meaning to them otherwise. Rather than to just share the joys of carnal jollies with the children. Because, mythology says, that each sex act will ultimately influence the occupation of the resulting child, following impregnation. So, for example, doggystyle will increase your chance of bagging a soldier, and it’s upside down fellatio for an author or writer. Then next to each carving is a wire mesh fencing for couples to attach padlocks and enhance their own outcomes of occupation. It’s a bit like those cliched love locks littering the bridges of Europe, only more pornographic. So, going by the number of padlocks, I find that most couple’s want their children to be writers and authors, or else some creative dads-to-be have found a great way to get some upside down head. Actually it’s probably just because it’s the first carving you arrive to at the park. Stranger again, at least to me, is the overall flaccidity of the schlongs depicted, although, with kids playing with toy dumper trucks in the sand pits next to them, I can definitely understand their lack of excitement. Anyway, I can finally relate to the well coined phrase “only in Thailand”.

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The Ancient Khmer Culture

But I personally find that Thai people are traditionally more prudish than the stereotypes shared by westerners, who barely see past the ping-pong shows, and seedy streets of big cities and tourist resorts. In fact the conservative cultures of Laos would probably be closer to that of these parts of northeast Thailand. And this somewhat unneccessary erotica comes more from the Khmer influences found here, where, more or less, they worship the penis of the God Shiva. But this is ancient Hindu culture, not local Buddhist culture, and penises are often brushed over in modern times using old-world lingo like leungs, and lingums. As people prefer not to highlight the significance of these big stone penises which are found throughout. So I guess this new park is embracing these old-world traditions, albeit in the worst place possible. And right next to the park is a replica of Phanom Rung, the ancient Khmer temple and pride of the province, which centers around a majestic stone phallus of Shiva. And now the same goes for this playground where, smack bang in the centre of the sand pit, is a towering and proud stone penis, or lingum, or leung, whichever you prefer.

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An Unlikely Place

This park is about as unlikely as the place where it is found, in Buriram, which was little more than a dusty concrete sprawl in the middle of nowhere until recently. But, after big investment in establishing as Thailand’s “City of Sports”, this otherwise unknown and forgettable city, has been put on the globe as a new, vibrant and dynamic city, or at least in parts. This project was forefront by one of the province’s richest men, who coincidentally is a former politician, now banned from Thai Politics, as politics and wealth generally go hand-in-hand in Thailand. But he does deserve his kudos in Buriram as he somewhat single-handedly built the Buriram United football team which, against unimaginable odds, have become champions of the Thai Premier League for the past three years, and rank in the top ten clubs in Asia. Their stadium “Thunder Castle”, which sits just next to this sex park, is also the largest football stadium in all of Thailand. Then, not being enough, a Formula One racetrack, which has already hosted major international Motorsports events, was built right next to it. And this race track will potentially host the Formula One and Moto GP in the future. So, expectedly, these stadiums do feel somewhat lost, and lonely out here, on the outskirts of a small rural city of just roughly 200,000 people. As it is surrounded by rice fields, and more rice fields, where Bangkok, the closest noteworthy city, is four hundred kilometres away. But I feel that the overall unlikeliness of the city is what brings its appeal, although I’m still really not sure about this unorthodox sex park.

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