A Weekend Break to Bangkok?

People often talk about Bangkok as if it’s “a million miles away”, “in another world”, and “a once in a lifetime destination”, but, in theory, you could leave work at 17:00PM Friday evening in the UK, spend the weekend in Bangkok, and still be in work by 9:00AM Monday. I’m in no way saying it’s a good idea, but I am going to show that it’s not only possible but it can be done with a good run around the city. It starts finishing work at 5:00PM on a Friday where I’d give myself four hours for travel to the airport. That’s more than enough time given I’ll be travelling with only a small rucksack containing little more than my passport, my camera and laptop, a travel adapter, maybe a phone or tablet and five sets of summer clothes with flip-flops to match. 9:00PM is an easy number. Leaving London, or any regional UK airport, a direct flight will then take roughly 12 hours from the UK to Thailand. Given the time differences, where Thailand is GMT+07, the arrival time to Bangkok will be around 14:00PM local time. I’d give myself 3 hours, from arrival to the airport, until hotel check-in. In advance I’ll have booked a boutique heritage hotel, or maybe a slick urban retreat in the city centre.

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Arrival to Bangkok

Three hours from the airport is more than enough and it should allow time for tailbacks at passport control, and busy city traffic. In fact, I’d probably use the airport rail-link to avoid traffic altogether. I would then base myself next to Bangkok’s convenient rail networks, probably on the Sukhumvit line, and again, probably near the Asoke station and interchange. This will give me access to both BTS Skytrain and the MRT underground lines. While I will likely use taxis to get around, the Skytrain guarantees a lifeline if time is tight, during peak times. Motorbike taxis can also help if I find myself falling behind schedule. With three hours from the airport, which is a lot, I will likely have picked up snacks along the way, a Subway Sandwich from the airport, or street food once to the city streets. As long as I’ve eaten, this meal isn’t overly important. Given that traffic was easy, I’ll even catch an hour’s rest at the hotel before heading out for the night. It’ll now be around 17:00PM, in Bangkok, a 24 hour city. There’s plenty to do.

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Saturday Night in Bangkok City

For Saturday night I’d opt for a not-so strenuous night out with an evening viewing of Siam Niramit, a showcase stage production of Thai culture, mythology and folklore. It’s perfect for a first visit. The show starts at 8:00PM which gives 2 hours 30 minutes to get there. This give time to squeeze a 1hr 30min aromatherapy massage on the way and maybe try for a quick nap during this time. This stop is almost essential having come from a 12 hour flight squashed on a plane. If running late I’d still squeeze, at least, a 30 minute traditional Thai massage, which can be found on location at the Siam Niramit theatre. So I arrive, I enjoy the show, and by the end at roughly 21:30PM, I will likely be desperate for a sleep. However, I will force a quick detour on the way back to the hotel. Now, given that traffic will be easier in Bangkok, I can sneak to one of the umpteen rooftop bars in the Sukhumvit area for Bangkok’s nighttime cityscapes and local drinks, cocktails and bites. After another easy taxi, I’m back to my hotel before midnight. I sleep like a baby.

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Sunday Morning on Sukhumvit

With all the excitement of being in Bangkok, I’m almost guaranteed to wake early. When I do I’d skip the generic hotel breakfast in favour of snacks from local street food vendors. This maybe a breakfast of grilled pork skewers, sticky rice, fresh fruits and an iced coffee. Whatever I find really. I then take a walk to the nearest local park to partake in morning people watching. More than likely this will be Benjasiri Park and, given the walk’s too far, I’d flag down a motorbike taxi. Then back to the hotel where, after my iced coffee from earlier, I’d likely splatter the toilet like a Jackson Pollock. One less thing to worry about. Now it will be close to 10AM and, with just a small rucksack, I can leave the Sukhumvit area to go explore further parts of the city. However, at this time taxis may not be the best option for travel so I’d go with the skytrain next to Siam station. Here is the central commercial district of Bangkok with a number of megamalls to explore. While they’re obviously not everyone’s cup of tea, they do have some great food courts and eating options within. An early lunch maybe worthwhile. By taxi, this area is convenient for travel to Rattanakosin Island and the old city area of Bangkok. This would be the next destination to explore Chinatown. Alternatively, for those with no interest in malls, take the underground (MRT) to Hua Lamphong station and forward to the same destination which is nearby.

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The Obligatory Temple Tour

Now I get lost in Chinatown for an hour. I’d eat street food, get more lost, poke through local temples, then take a tuk-tuk back out again. It will be around midday-ish now so it’s guaranteed to be hot. Ideally I would take shelter but instead I’ll have the tuk-tuk drop me at the Grand Palace, home to the Emerald Buddha. It’s not so far. This is the must-see attraction for pretty much every tourist in Bangkok and, as expected, it will be annoyingly touristy. Fortunately, many of the big bus loads have come and gone by now, so it is more bearable, despite the heat. This attraction closes earlier than the rest in the area so I’d get in early, meaning there’s no hurry for the rest. Now opposite, just cross the road, is Wat Pho home to the iconic reclining Buddha. But before going inside I’d escape the heat with traditional massage at Wat Pho Thai Traditional Medical School. With luck I’ll get a quick nap again and, on leaving, I’d change into fresh new clothes. I’d plan to finish this massage at around 3:45PM giving myself 1 hours 15 minutes to explore Wat Pho and Wat Arun, the latter found on the opposite side of the nearby Chao Phraya River. Wat Arun, aka The Temple of Dawn, is a quick in and out. Note, I do get through these attractions quicker than most, so add an extra 30 minutes to the above if needed.

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Evening on Bangkok’s Riverside

Time will feel tight now, but, with the 6 hour time difference, there’s still much to go. To arrive in the UK at 6AM Monday morning, the flight from Bangkok should be at around midnight. Giving four hours for travel to the airport means 20:00PM is are exit time. You can of course squeeze time but, for this guideline, and for anyone ridiculous enough to follow it, I’m sticking to the 9-to-5 parameters. Fortunately, 20:00PM is also the finishing time for many of Bangkok’s Chao Phraya Dinner Cruises. They also start at 18:00PM which gives one hour to reach the starting pier using local river taxis. For the dinner cruise I’d go for the high-end options, many which are hosted on old restored wooden rice barges and have live performance of Thai traditional music and classical dance. Just one of many examples here. Instead of generic tourist buffets and horrendous renditions of La Bamba found on the cheaper cruises, the high-end barges also have top-notch, authentic Thai cuisine and taster options. Add in some cocktails and marvel at the sun setting over the Grand Palace, and the Temple of Dawn and the Rama 8 Bridge as they glisten at night. The ideal end to this somewhat idiotic escapade.

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Flying Home for Monday

Now we’re on the last dash to the airport, but given that I’m travelling with only cabin baggage, and have likely checked in online, there really is no hurry. In similar circumstances, on an international flight, I once rushed Don Mueang airport in 20 minutes. If traffic looks iffy, and time feels tight, I would just abandon the taxi and flag down a motorbike taxi. Once on the plane I’d shoot back some neat whiskys, and turn out like a light. The following morning I’d wake in the UK where I’d force pop my ears, shower if I can, or freshen up and change to fresh clothes in a bathroom. Then I’d travel to work for 9am roll call. I will of course look like shit, and feel like shit, so chances are I’d be sent home on a sickie. Win-win. In one weekend I’ll have experienced more of Bangkok and Thai culture, than many backpackers would in a gap year, or expats in a lifetime.

2 Comments

  • Hey man, Im actually doing this today, only not from the UK, from Beijing. Leave at 1030pm on a Friday and am due to be back in work at 0930 on Monday. Lets see if your theory has legs.

    • Haha Brilliant 😀 I didn’t think anyone would ever dare. Would love to know how it goes? Remember to use motorbike taxis if falling behind (traffic will always be the problem) but it should otherwise be doable.

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